Scott Adams

We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other read more

We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.