Scott Adams

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.

What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate read more

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.