Scott Adams

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.