Scott Adams

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other read more

We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.