Maxioms by Scott Adams
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
