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God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the read more

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

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Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

by Robin Williams Found in: Cricket Quotes,
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You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. -Robin Williams.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. -Robin Williams.

by Robin Williams Found in: Selfawareness Quotes,
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Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and "tics" meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and "tics" meaning bloodsucking creatures.

by Robin Williams Found in: Politicians Quotes,
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