Maxioms by Robin Williams
Carpe per diem - seize the check.
Carpe per diem - seize the check.
Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Mr. Keating: Seize the day! Make your lives extraordinary.
Mr. Keating: Seize the day! Make your lives extraordinary.
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one read more
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Cocaine is God's way of telling you you're making too much money.
Cocaine is God's way of telling you you're making too much money.
