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God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the read more

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one read more

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

by Robin Williams Found in: Comedy Quotes,
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Freud: If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.

Freud: If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.

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You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. -Robin Williams.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. -Robin Williams.

by Robin Williams Found in: Selfawareness Quotes,
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Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'

Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'

by Robin Williams Found in: Seasons Quotes,
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