Maxioms by Robin Williams
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one read more
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'
Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'
Freud: If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.
Freud: If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.
Cocaine is God's way of telling you you're making too much money.
Cocaine is God's way of telling you you're making too much money.
Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!
Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!
