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Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

by Robin Williams Found in: Reality Quotes,
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one read more

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

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Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!

Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!

by Robin Williams Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Neil: The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.

Neil: The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.

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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

by Robin Williams Found in: Cricket Quotes,
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