Robin Williams

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the read more

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you're making too much money.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you're making too much money.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and "tics" meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and "tics" meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.