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Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

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Cocaine is God's way of telling you you're making too much money.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you're making too much money.

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Freud: If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.

Freud: If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.

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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one read more

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

by Robin Williams Found in: Comedy Quotes,
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Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and "tics" meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and "tics" meaning bloodsucking creatures.

by Robin Williams Found in: Politicians Quotes,
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