Maxioms by Robert Benchley
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but
I couldn't give it up read more
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but
I couldn't give it up because by then I was too famous.
Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that read more
Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.
In America there are two classes of travel--first class, and with children.
In America there are two classes of travel--first class, and with children.
Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it
Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it
