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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

by Rita Rudner Found in: Funny Quotes,
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To attract men I wear a perfume called "new car interior.".

To attract men I wear a perfume called "new car interior.".

by Rita Rudner Found in: Love Quotes,
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