Maxioms by Lily Tomlin
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest -- read more
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest -- then we can all die laughing.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol