Maxioms by Lily Tomlin
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, read more
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
