Maxioms by Kin Hubbard
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.
We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.
We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.
The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.
The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.