Maxioms by Kin Hubbard
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.