Maxioms by Kin Hubbard
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.
We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.