Kin Hubbard

Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.

Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.

... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.