Maxioms by Kin Hubbard
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
The world gels better every day--then worse again in the evening.
The world gels better every day--then worse again in the evening.
Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune.
Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune.
