Maxioms by Kin Hubbard
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.