Maxioms by Kin Hubbard
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
It's the good loser who finally loses out.
It's the good loser who finally loses out.
Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.