Maxioms by John Barrymore
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
