John Barrymore

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good.

The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good.

The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good

The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good