John Barrymore

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym read more

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.