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Maxioms by John Barrymore

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You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

by John Barrymore Found in: Money Quotes,
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You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

by John Barrymore Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

by John Barrymore Found in: Love Quotes,
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The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good.

The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good.

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The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good

The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good

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