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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke
in the world.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke
in the world.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Humor Quotes,
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People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on read more

People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they can't find them, make them

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: People Quotes,
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Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

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Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.

Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Amusement Quotes,
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Taste: a quality possessed by persons without originality or moral courage.

Taste: a quality possessed by persons without originality or moral courage.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Taste Quotes,
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