George Bernard Shaw

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

I don't know if there are men on the moon, but if there are they must be using the earth read more

I don't know if there are men on the moon, but if there are they must be using the earth as their lunatic asylum.

What really flatters a man is that you think him worth
flattering.

What really flatters a man is that you think him worth
flattering.

Capitalism has destroyed our belief in any effective power but that of self interest backed by force.

Capitalism has destroyed our belief in any effective power but that of self interest backed by force.

Titles distinguish the mediocre, embarrass the superior, and are
disgraced by the inferior.

Titles distinguish the mediocre, embarrass the superior, and are
disgraced by the inferior.