Maxioms by George Ade
Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.
Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.
Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense.
Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense.
One man's poison Ivy is another man's spinach
One man's poison Ivy is another man's spinach
For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
