Maxioms by George Ade
Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense
Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry
The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking
The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking
To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.
To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.
