Maxioms by George Ade
"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school
"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school
Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.
Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.
Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense
Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks aftr unpacking.
The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks aftr unpacking.
