Maxioms by Douglas Adams
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own set read more
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own set of laws.
He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether read more
He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't read more
What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely read more
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
