Maxioms by Douglas Adams
What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't read more
What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete read more
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
