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Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on read more

Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied.

by Douglas Adams Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.

by Douglas Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase "As pretty as an airport" appear

It's no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase "As pretty as an airport" appear

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Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of
the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies read more

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of
the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded
yellow sun.

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I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

by Douglas Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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