Maxioms by Douglas Adams
Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense.
Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense.
I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.
I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.
It's no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase "As pretty as an airport" appear
It's no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase "As pretty as an airport" appear
What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't read more
What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.
I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.
I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.
