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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete read more

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

by Douglas Adams Found in: Idiots Quotes,
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I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.

by Douglas Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules

Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules

by Douglas Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

by Douglas Adams Found in: Time Quotes,
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Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense.

Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense.

by Douglas Adams Found in: Nonsense Quotes,
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