Maxioms by Dorothy Parker
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
His voice was intimate as the rustle of sheets.
His voice was intimate as the rustle of sheets.
He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.
He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.
Scratch a lover, and find a foe.
Scratch a lover, and find a foe.