Maxioms by Dorothy Parker
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.
When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
