Maxioms by Dorothy Parker
He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.
He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Scratch a lover, and find a foe.
Scratch a lover, and find a foe.
