Maxioms by Dorothy Parker
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
