Maxioms by Dorothy Parker
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
It's not the tragedies that kill us, it's the messes.
It's not the tragedies that kill us, it's the messes.
Scratch a lover, and find a foe.
Scratch a lover, and find a foe.
