Maxioms by Dorothy Parker
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone
Her mind lives tidily, apart From cold and noise and pain, And bolts the door against her heart, Out wailing read more
Her mind lives tidily, apart From cold and noise and pain, And bolts the door against her heart, Out wailing in the rain.
His voice was intimate as the rustle of sheets.
His voice was intimate as the rustle of sheets.
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
