Maxioms by Dorothy Parker
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
It's not the tragedies that kill us, it's the messes.
It's not the tragedies that kill us, it's the messes.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone
