Christopher Morley

There are certain people whom one feels almost inclined to urge to hurry up and die so that their letters read more

There are certain people whom one feels almost inclined to urge to hurry up and die so that their letters can be published.

A human being is an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

A human being is an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

There is only one success-to be able to spend your life
in your own way.

There is only one success-to be able to spend your life
in your own way.

Only the sinner has a right to preach

Only the sinner has a right to preach

If we discovered that we had only five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every telephone read more

If we discovered that we had only five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every telephone booth would be occupied by people calling other people to stammer that they loved them.