Maxioms by Christopher Morley
A human being is an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
A human being is an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
No man is lonely while eating spaghetti. It requires so
much attention.
No man is lonely while eating spaghetti. It requires so
much attention.
Man makes a great fuss about this planet which is only a ballbearing in the hub of the universe.
Man makes a great fuss about this planet which is only a ballbearing in the hub of the universe.
There are certain people whom one feels almost inclined to urge to hurry up and die so that their letters read more
There are certain people whom one feels almost inclined to urge to hurry up and die so that their letters can be published.
Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that read more
Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.
