Maxioms by Casey Stengel
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night read more
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
The trick is growing up without growing old.
The trick is growing up without growing old.
We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.
We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.
I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had baseball knuckles and couldn't become read more
I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had baseball knuckles and couldn't become a dentist...I got $2,100 a year when I started in the big league, and they get more money now. ...I chased the balls that Babe Ruth hit.
They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win read more
They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ballgames.