Maxioms by Casey Stengel
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night read more
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had baseball knuckles and couldn't become read more
I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had baseball knuckles and couldn't become a dentist...I got $2,100 a year when I started in the big league, and they get more money now. ...I chased the balls that Babe Ruth hit.
Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.
Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.
We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.
We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.
They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win read more
They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ballgames.
