Bob Hope

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.