Maxioms by Austin O'malley
Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.
Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.
Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.
Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.
The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.
If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.
If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.
