Maxioms by Austin O'malley
The smaller the head, the bigger the dream.
The smaller the head, the bigger the dream.
If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.
If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.
A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.
A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.
The average man's idea of a good sermon is one that goes over his head - and hits one of read more
The average man's idea of a good sermon is one that goes over his head - and hits one of his neighbors
Ugliness is a point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.
Ugliness is a point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.
