Maxioms by Austin O'malley
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
The weaker the man in authority... the stronger his insistence that all his privileges be acknowledged.
The weaker the man in authority... the stronger his insistence that all his privileges be acknowledged.
The average man's idea of a good sermon is one that goes over his head - and hits one of read more
The average man's idea of a good sermon is one that goes over his head - and hits one of his neighbors
The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.
The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.
Ugliness is a point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.
Ugliness is a point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.