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The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never read more

The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money.

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.

What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.

Reality is good for you...in small doses.

Reality is good for you...in small doses.