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Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_|.

Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_|.

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The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the first to be replaced.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the first to be replaced.

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Man endures pain as an undeserved punishment; woman accepts it as a natural heritage.

Man endures pain as an undeserved punishment; woman accepts it as a natural heritage.

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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody
appreciates how difficult it was.

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody
appreciates how difficult it was.

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My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

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