Anonymous

O little Force that in your agony
Stood fast while England girt her armour on,
Held high read more

O little Force that in your agony
Stood fast while England girt her armour on,
Held high our honour in your wounded hands,
Carried our honour safe with bleeding feet--
We have no glory great enough for you,
The very soul of Britain keeps your day.

Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

I go away and come again each day,
But thou shalt go away and ne'er return.

I go away and come again each day,
But thou shalt go away and ne'er return.

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

If you haven't all the things you want, be grateful for the things you don't have that you wouldn't want.

If you haven't all the things you want, be grateful for the things you don't have that you wouldn't want.