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In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that read more

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

The only person worth envying is he person who doesn't envy.

The only person worth envying is he person who doesn't envy.

Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children.

Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children.