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We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men read more

We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men who have 'crossed bridges' in their imagination far ahead of the crowd.

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Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.

Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.

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Money doesn't sleep.

Money doesn't sleep.

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Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?

Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?

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He killed the noble Mudjokivis.
Of the skin he made him mittens,
Made them with the fur read more

He killed the noble Mudjokivis.
Of the skin he made him mittens,
Made them with the fur side inside,
Made them with the skin side outside.
He, to get the warm side inside,
Put the inside skin side outside;
He, to get the cold side outside,
Put the warm side fur side inside.
That's why he put the fur side inside,
Why he put the skin side outside,
Why he turned them inside outside.

by Anonymous Found in: Nonsense Quotes,
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