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There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't read more

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will.

Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.

Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.

Remember that the faith that moves mountains always carries a pick.

Remember that the faith that moves mountains always carries a pick.

Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed, to those who still believe even though they've read more

Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed, to those who still believe even though they've been betrayed, to those for whom love still heals, even though they've been hurt before.

Even the lion has to defend himself against flies.

Even the lion has to defend himself against flies.