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Blasphemy is a victimless crime.

Blasphemy is a victimless crime.

If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first.

If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first.

Happiness is the art of never holding in your mind the memory of any unpleasant thing that has passed.

Happiness is the art of never holding in your mind the memory of any unpleasant thing that has passed.

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a read more

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke.

A friend is one to whom you can pour out the contents of your heart, chaff and grain alike. Knowing read more

A friend is one to whom you can pour out the contents of your heart, chaff and grain alike. Knowing that the gentlest of hands will take and sift it, keep what is worth keeping and with a breath of kindness, blow the rest away.