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If you are not the lead sled dog, the world looks pretty much the same every day.

If you are not the lead sled dog, the world looks pretty much the same every day.

If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of read more

If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.

Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.

Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.

We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.

We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that read more

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.