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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

The happiest business in all the world is that of making friends, And no investment on the street pays larger read more

The happiest business in all the world is that of making friends, And no investment on the street pays larger dividends, For life is more than stocks and bonds, and love than rate percent, And he who gives in friendship's name shall reap what he has spent.

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.

What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.

When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was
smiling. Live your life so that when you read more

When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was
smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and
everyone around you is crying.