Anonymous

Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.

Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.

Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.