Maxioms by Ambrose Bierce
The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of a remarkable Christian forbearance among men.
The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of a remarkable Christian forbearance among men.
One who is in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.
One who is in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.
Optimist: a proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
Optimist: a proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.
Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
