Maxioms by Ambrose Bierce
Quoting: the act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
Quoting: the act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission.
Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission.
A pessimist asked God for relief. "Ah, you wish me to restore your hope and cheerfulness," said God. "No," replied read more
A pessimist asked God for relief. "Ah, you wish me to restore your hope and cheerfulness," said God. "No," replied the petitioner, "I wish you to create something that would justify them." "The world is all created," said God, "but you have overlooked something - the mortality of the optimist.
INTIMACY, n. A relation into which fools are providentially drawn for their mutual destruction.
INTIMACY, n. A relation into which fools are providentially drawn for their mutual destruction.
Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.
Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.
