The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.

The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

Stronger than an army is a quotation whose time has come.

Stronger than an army is a quotation whose time has come.

I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.

I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.

A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.

A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.

Quotations offer one kind of break in what the eye can see, the ear can hear.

Quotations offer one kind of break in what the eye can see, the ear can hear.

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished.

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished.

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read a book of quotations.

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read a book of quotations.