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Diplomacy is thinking twice before saying nothing.
Diplomacy is thinking twice before saying nothing.
Just try explaining the value of statistical summaries to the widow of the man who drowned crossing a stream with read more
Just try explaining the value of statistical summaries to the widow of the man who drowned crossing a stream with an average depth of four feet.
A friend is like a bowl of Jelly Beans... Good to the bottom of the bowl.
A friend is like a bowl of Jelly Beans... Good to the bottom of the bowl.
When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people that make balloon animals, I always think of their relatives and how read more
When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people that make balloon animals, I always think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary.
First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary.
Give Me Strength! A petition no doubt directed at our Creator above, these words are uttered in times of complete read more
Give Me Strength! A petition no doubt directed at our Creator above, these words are uttered in times of complete exasperation.
Love has nothing to do with competency in electronics.
Love has nothing to do with competency in electronics.
The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one moment I can worry as much read more
The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one moment I can worry as much as it would take others a whole year to achieve.
Adultery - Two wrong people doing the right thing.
Adultery - Two wrong people doing the right thing.
